Neopets Alien Vending Machine

If you put a nerkmid into the Alien Vending Machine, you can get all kinds of items, from Gross Foods to Paintbrushes! All items come with a random amount of Neopoints as well. Here's a list of the nerkmids!


Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat!


Basic Golden Nerkmid

Normal Golden Nerkmid

Magical Golden Nerkmid

Ultra Golden Nerkmid

Golden Nerkmid X

Golden Nerkmid XX

Ultimate Nerkmid

Good Nerkmid

Average Nerkmid

Lesser Nerkmid

Super Nerkmid

Ultra Nerkmid

Magical Platinum Nerkmid

Basic Platinum Nerkmid

Normal Platinum Nerkmid

Ultra Platinum Nerkmid

Platinum Nerkmid X

Platinum Nerkmid XX

After you have chosen a nerkmid, you now have four choices to choose from.

Which Large Button Do You Press? -- 1, 2, 3
Which Small Button Do You Press? -- Left Green, Left Red, Left Pink, Right Red, Right Blue, Right Purple
How Many Times Do You Press It? -- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
How Many Levers Do You Pull? -- 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

After you've done that, hit the button that says "GO!!!". If you haven't used a nerkmid before, congratulations on your new avatar!

Something Has Happened!
You are now eligible to use 'Alien Aisha' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!